So, the Cobra Command has clearly been busy recruiting—or maybe raiding a neon paint factory—because I’ve just added these two BOT Army figures to my collection. And let me tell you, they look like they stepped straight out of a 1993 arcade cabinet where every villain’s outfit was designed with three rules:
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Must glow in the dark.
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Must have unnecessary neon.
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Must look like they could double as crossing guards.
These guys check all the boxes. Bright orange boots? Check. Fluorescent green accessories? Absolutely. A chest that looks like it’s either a targeting computer or a sticker someone slapped on last-minute? Oh yeah, they’ve got that too.
I love the absurdity of these figures—Cobra clearly thought, “Let’s make robots, but also… let’s make them visible from space.” Subtlety is not part of their programming.
They came armed with weapons that look like they were borrowed from a Nerf prototype lab, and I couldn’t resist staging them on some mini pallets for the full “logistics of evil” vibe. Because nothing says “take over the world” like OSHA-approved workplace safety standards and neatly stacked crates.
These BOT troopers are a hilarious, colorful piece of Cobra history, and I’m glad they’re now part of my ever-growing army. With these reinforcements, Cobra might not win, but at least they’ll be the brightest thing on the battlefield.
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