July 03, 2014

Pirate Game of the Week 067: Sonic 3D Blast 5 (Gameboy)

It's Sonic 3D Blast 5 for the original gameboy! This game was released by a treaty between Sega and Nintendo as they were trying to work together to bring down Sony! Not really! This is just another attempt by pirates to bring Sonic to a good portable device. Why even add the 5 to it? There wasn't even any other releases to it! Maybe the 5 represent the team members who worked on this game? Or the five people that died making it? Nevertheless, welcome to Sonic 3D Blast 5! Enjoy!


Let me perfectly honest, you are better off muting this monstrosity because your ears will bleed from what you are hearing! If your Gameboy has sound problems, then you are safe! 

Graphics are at least decent. Sonic looks like Sonic and the levels look OK at best. There are of course the graphical glitches but other than that, you have yourself a Sonic game! 
You will die a million times before you finish this game. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure this game has an ending. The gameplay is glitchy and bitchy! I don't understand why create a game that you can't even have a good time with....

If you want to hang yourself, you'll play this game over! 0 replay value unless you're drunk! 

It's a good gimmick but that's it! That's all this crap is good for. I'm still not sure what the 5 is for! 5 times before you break that piece of crap in half! Stay away! 

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