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Ah I love the beginning of the month. It's the first five days that I get to enjoy the most and why is that? It's time to pay the rent! The thing is that many hate doing this thing but I enjoy torturing the landlord by ignoring and not answering the door when he comes for it. Sometimes I go out the back door so he won't see me and if he catches me I'll tell him I'm in a hurry and I'll talk to him later. This is more like a cat and mouse game but I'll just leave it at that. Hmmm I always wait until the fifth of every month and at the evening time to give him the check then it takes him like a week for it to go through so he won't cash it until almost the middle of the month! Hahaha he is a horrible landlord anyways(that's why I'll be moving out of here soon) so I have to make the most of it. You know maybe these methods can help some of you guys. It always works for me.